1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 https://slama.dev/comeback/ 2 00:00:04,250 --> 00:00:10,850 Happy birthday to you, happy birthday. 3 00:00:11,580 --> 00:00:14,180 What are you doing? 4 00:00:14,950 --> 00:00:15,750 Well, it's your birthday. 5 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:18,380 You mustn't. 6 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:19,820 Why? 7 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:25,250 If Ozzak found out it's my birthday, something terrible would happen. 8 00:00:25,950 --> 00:00:27,250 He'd start celebrating. 9 00:00:27,850 --> 00:00:28,530 Oh God. 10 00:00:37,690 --> 00:00:39,390 But we could at least clink glasses. 11 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:40,610 Absolutely not. 12 00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:43,650 The clinking of glasses carries 300 meters. 13 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,350 Something's being celebrated. 14 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:19,830 There's a cake in the back. 15 00:01:20,550 --> 00:01:21,510 For the mice. 16 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,550 For the rats. 17 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:26,150 It has lit candles on it. 18 00:01:27,450 --> 00:01:28,350 So they can see it. 19 00:01:35,650 --> 00:01:36,950 Little Pepicek Zima was here. 20 00:01:41,450 --> 00:01:57,150 Two blue balloons went out to town, holding hands together like a bride and groom. 21 00:01:57,190 --> 00:01:57,890 Ugh. 22 00:02:09,950 --> 00:02:13,350 So dad is terrified that after all these years it'll slip out and there'll be a party again. 23 00:02:13,850 --> 00:02:15,450 I wish I could have a birthday too. 24 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,670 Everyone has a birthday, Sasa. 25 00:02:17,950 --> 00:02:20,950 Mom says birthdays aren't a right, they're a privilege. 26 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:21,750 Really? 27 00:02:22,550 --> 00:02:25,250 So Lexa and I are only allowed to have them when we're exceptionally good. 28 00:02:25,850 --> 00:02:27,650 Which we haven't been for a very long time. 29 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:32,230 Iva, aren't you afraid of banana snakes? 30 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:32,750 What? 31 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:36,850 Mom would rather not even buy bananas because of them, they're super dangerous. 32 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:37,880 I see. 33 00:02:38,530 --> 00:02:40,150 And how exactly are they dangerous? 34 00:02:40,230 --> 00:02:40,710 Very. 35 00:02:40,710 --> 00:02:45,150 Even more than nuclear scorpions and those poisonous beetles that live in chocolate. 36 00:02:45,650 --> 00:02:46,550 Sure. 37 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:53,150 When is bro's birthday? 38 00:02:54,350 --> 00:02:55,550 Who, dad? 39 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:57,450 In winter. 40 00:02:57,750 --> 00:03:00,350 You don't remember the last party? 41 00:03:00,650 --> 00:03:03,150 I remember the outdoor patios were open and hops were blooming. 42 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,650 Well, because it was an exceptionally warm winter. 43 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:09,500 I also remember that at that party you still had absolutely no boobs. 44 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:10,100 Hey, watch it. 45 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:12,050 Sorry, breasts. 46 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:15,350 I'm bad with dates and I'm afraid I'll miss it. 47 00:03:15,430 --> 00:03:17,090 Iva, you'd tell me about the birthday, right? 48 00:03:17,190 --> 00:03:18,870 I've got an awesome present for bro. 49 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:23,150 Well, Strida, dad won't have a birthday for a long time yet. 50 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:23,670 How come? 51 00:03:24,150 --> 00:03:26,950 Normally a person has a birthday once, maybe twice a year, right? 52 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:29,150 Lexa and I haven't had one in eight years. 53 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:30,180 Eight? 54 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:33,650 I don't know if my present will last that long. 55 00:03:34,650 --> 00:03:36,650 Damn, I'd have to bury it in the garden. 56 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:41,350 Anyway, until then I need to take really good care of it. 57 00:03:41,850 --> 00:03:42,850 That's fruit, right? 58 00:03:43,450 --> 00:03:44,950 You eat fruit? 59 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:46,240 Not really. 60 00:03:48,550 --> 00:03:51,050 If bro asks, I'm not in the basement. 61 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:56,270 I really don't like this one bit. 62 00:03:56,550 --> 00:04:01,250 Iva, are you sure they'd tell you about the birthday? 63 00:04:03,050 --> 00:04:06,150 It's just that I saw Mamba downstairs in the shop with a bottle and two glasses. 64 00:04:07,450 --> 00:04:10,150 Well, she's been hitting the bottle a bit lately. 65 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,650 Great, maybe you could make a decent person out of her. 66 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:20,450 So in the end I wasn't even lying. 67 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:23,860 She must have been allergic to vanilla. 68 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:25,940 I can't explain it any other way. 69 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:27,440 She probably swallowed a candle. 70 00:04:28,610 --> 00:04:30,210 Don't worry about it, Marcelka. 71 00:04:30,210 --> 00:04:33,770 I've gotten used to the fact that I'll never celebrate my birthday like a normal person again. 72 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:34,910 Just because of Ozzak? 73 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:36,250 Just? 74 00:04:36,650 --> 00:04:39,950 Can you imagine what it's like when Ozzak gives someone presents? 75 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:42,650 Or when he organizes the kidnapping of the birthday boy? 76 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:46,790 The idea that your brother would organize anything is absurd in itself. 77 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:51,490 What's absurd is waking up in Poprad with a bear lying next to you. 78 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:53,550 Oh my God. 79 00:04:53,850 --> 00:04:57,350 I wanted to sneak away, but Bruno wanted me to stay. 80 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:58,200 Bruno? 81 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,940 And the bear was Ozzak's main present. 82 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,580 Not counting the concert by the band Blitka. 83 00:05:05,050 --> 00:05:07,450 Now do you understand why I've been keeping my birthday secret for five years? 84 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,580 Just tell him to give you something normal. 85 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:11,340 I don't know. 86 00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:14,190 Shaving cream, slippers, or a book? 87 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:19,610 According to Ozzak, shaving cream is for women, slippers are a venereal disease, and the only books he recognizes are three. 88 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:22,370 The Encyclopedia of Beer, Home Brewing, and Kaja Marik. 89 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:23,490 We already have all of those. 90 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:28,170 Dad, Ozzak suspects something. 91 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:29,650 And he apparently already has a present. 92 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,230 Oh God, how do you know? 93 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:32,110 Did he tell you what it is? 94 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:35,050 No, but he took bananas and went to the basement. 95 00:05:35,150 --> 00:05:36,250 Oh God, it's going to be a monkey. 96 00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:39,650 What do we do? 97 00:05:39,650 --> 00:05:47,150 I'll check the internet to see if all the gorillas at Prague Zoo are accounted for, and if Ozzak asks if you're boozing, tell him yes. 98 00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:00,850 Bro, come here, sit down. 99 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:03,650 Sit next to me. 100 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,850 I was thinking we haven't been seeing much of each other lately. 101 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:13,580 We saw each other this morning at the shop. 102 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:16,980 I know, but when do we ever have time to just talk in peace? 103 00:06:17,150 --> 00:06:19,100 I don't even know how you're doing right now. 104 00:06:19,450 --> 00:06:20,650 What do you do all day? 105 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:22,850 Always in that basement. 106 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,450 You saw me in the basement? 107 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,570 No, but the super said you're always down there. 108 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:26,850 I'm not. 109 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:28,750 At most I walk around. 110 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:29,730 Around where? 111 00:06:29,950 --> 00:06:30,750 Just around. 112 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:32,490 Just around the basement? 113 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:32,710 Well. 114 00:06:33,650 --> 00:06:35,460 You're not hiding anything there, are you? 115 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:35,880 No. 116 00:06:36,850 --> 00:06:37,650 Where exactly? 117 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:38,740 In the basement. 118 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:40,650 I never go there. 119 00:06:41,350 --> 00:06:42,950 I think you're lying. 120 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:45,950 I think you haven't had a birthday in a long time. 121 00:06:46,350 --> 00:06:47,860 Well, appearances can be deceiving. 122 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:48,460 My point exactly. 123 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:49,260 Fine. 124 00:06:52,850 --> 00:06:53,650 Want some? 125 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:55,430 Thanks, bro, they'll come in handy. 126 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:55,690 For what? 127 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:57,120 For eating? 128 00:06:59,050 --> 00:07:02,250 Until recently you thought you play billiards with those. 129 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:04,850 Since then I've read up on it a lot. 130 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:06,150 The Encyclopedia of Beer? 131 00:07:06,450 --> 00:07:07,750 No, in Kaja Marik. 132 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,050 Select variety, huh? 133 00:07:10,070 --> 00:07:12,330 When you combine it with beer, it's a balanced diet. 134 00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:14,310 Wait, you also read that in Kaja Marik? 135 00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:15,370 No, in the Encyclopedia of Beer. 136 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:17,750 Where are you going? 137 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:19,450 To the basement. 138 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:20,450 Absolutely not. 139 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:25,130 I just need to get something from the basement, it's locked, and the keys aren't on the hook. 140 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:26,050 That's why I keep walking around. 141 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:36,820 Hi, auntie. 142 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:40,250 I need to discuss something with you. 143 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:41,250 Privately. 144 00:07:45,350 --> 00:07:47,650 Sasa, honey, can you watch this for me? 145 00:07:48,350 --> 00:07:50,150 The pea soup, sure, mom. 146 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:51,470 Bring your lunch with you, okay? 147 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,250 I'm here about dad's birthday. 148 00:07:57,450 --> 00:07:58,750 Oh right, of course. 149 00:07:58,950 --> 00:08:00,100 It totally slipped my mind. 150 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:01,750 You know, it's always hectic here. 151 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,000 But I'm looking forward to it. 152 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,150 Last time in Poprad it was great. 153 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,240 Wasn't that a long time ago? 154 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:08,680 No. 155 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:11,550 I have a feeling the kids weren't born yet. 156 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:13,880 Or maybe I wasn't taking motherhood so seriously back then? 157 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:15,220 Just hectic. 158 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:15,800 Right. 159 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:17,520 What about Ozzak? 160 00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:18,850 Is he planning anything? 161 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:19,680 No. 162 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:21,140 And he won't be. 163 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:21,560 How come? 164 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:23,540 Are the guys from Blitka still locked up? 165 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:24,780 I don't know. 166 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:28,850 What I do know is that Ozzak won't even find out about the birthday. 167 00:08:29,350 --> 00:08:30,200 From anyone. 168 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,140 Won't that be a shame? 169 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:31,880 No. 170 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:34,560 Alright, so Tomas and Bruno didn't get along. 171 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,500 That can just happen between a person and a bear. 172 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,200 But he could have given him a second chance. 173 00:08:38,850 --> 00:08:39,550 You think? 174 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:40,450 Definitely. 175 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,270 He definitely shouldn't have bolted from the bed. 176 00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:44,310 He could have danced with him like I did. 177 00:08:44,550 --> 00:08:46,550 He definitely danced better than Lexa. 178 00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:48,750 This year there won't be any dancing. 179 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:52,050 After all, it's in your interest too. 180 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:53,750 What do you mean? 181 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,050 Exactly what I said. 182 00:08:56,450 --> 00:09:06,150 If Ozzak found out about dad's birthday from someone, the twins might find out something from someone else. 183 00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:09,850 Like, that parents give their kids an allowance? 184 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:11,100 Perhaps. 185 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:14,750 Or that they can also have birthdays. 186 00:09:16,150 --> 00:09:19,050 I guess I'll have to keep an eye on you, won't I? 187 00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:24,050 Careful you haven't bitten off more than you can chew, little girl. 188 00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:31,650 Remember you're talking to someone who managed to get Easter celebrations banned as early as Good Friday. 189 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:35,250 Sasa, are you cheating again? 190 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,050 It's not my fault, I can't shoo them away. 191 00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:51,330 This seems like nonsense to me. 192 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:56,100 But Mr. Pacovsky, if it's on the Prague Zoo website, it can't be a fake. 193 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:57,250 What is it? 194 00:09:57,350 --> 00:10:00,330 Lexa is helping me identify my birthday present. 195 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:01,650 You were in the basement? 196 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:02,350 Yeah. 197 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:05,390 It's locked and there are strange sounds coming from behind the door. 198 00:10:05,650 --> 00:10:07,770 Like smacking and sloshing. 199 00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:09,050 I recorded it on my phone. 200 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:15,050 That doesn't sound like a monkey or a bear. 201 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:16,890 Maybe it's something harmless. 202 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,150 Maybe a sea lion. 203 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:21,150 Blue whale. 204 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:22,950 What on earth is that? 205 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:24,150 Pampaliny. 206 00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:26,410 An app for identifying animal sounds. 207 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:27,850 A pretty confused one though. 208 00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:31,050 Sometimes it says it's a blue whale, sometimes an anteater. 209 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:31,700 A blue whale? 210 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,150 That's obviously nonsense, isn't it? 211 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,550 I think so too, how would Mr. Ozzak sneak one past the super. 212 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,820 Why would he give dad an anteater? 213 00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:41,950 Why would he give me a bear? 214 00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:45,300 He said that when you were little, he promised you a guinea pig. 215 00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:46,850 So he gave it to you with interest. 216 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,650 Did you by any chance want an anteater as a kid? 217 00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:55,150 Who wouldn't? 218 00:10:57,550 --> 00:10:58,850 You always wanted an elephant. 219 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:02,050 Which Ozzak must never, ever find out. 220 00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:06,350 Tomas! 221 00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,350 I found it. 222 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:12,650 Mojmir Mehoncak? 223 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:16,200 A specialist in wild animal capture? 224 00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:17,450 Ivuska, so? 225 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,740 Did you check the zoo? 226 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,140 Yeah, they were all accounted for. 227 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,420 Except Richard. 228 00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:26,150 Oh God, that's the big gray one that looks like our super? 229 00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:28,650 But Pampaliny didn't identify it as a monkey. 230 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:31,500 Pampaliny couldn't tell a monkey from an anteater. 231 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,160 Oh please. 232 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,220 Sis, do a monkey impression. 233 00:11:37,550 --> 00:11:40,050 Orange-headed thrush. 234 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:50,450 Turn that off immediately. 235 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:54,650 Please, can none of you do a monkey impression? 236 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:02,530 See! 237 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:08,100 Mamba, careful with the booze, or it'll burn your throat. 238 00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:19,250 Come, sit down here, otherwise you'll keel over. 239 00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,750 Today's your... 240 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:23,860 Birthday. 241 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:24,220 No! 242 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:24,980 Yes! 243 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,150 Is it true? 244 00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:28,150 Can you believe it? 245 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,120 They kept it from us. 246 00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:29,720 Both of us. 247 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:30,500 Kept it secret? 248 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:35,550 Luckily I found out at the pub, but I won't say from whom. 249 00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:38,250 Alright, bro, come on. 250 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:41,380 Go to your room like a good boy, we need to make plans here. 251 00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:43,020 So? 252 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:47,950 Does anyone have anything prepared? 253 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,150 That's what I thought. 254 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:51,790 Well then. 255 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:55,870 I'll go to Pankrac now to find out if the guys from Blitka are out of jail. 256 00:12:55,870 --> 00:13:01,110 Ivuska, run to the corner across the street, to that Vietnamese guy, apparently he's got fantastic fireworks from somewhere in Iraq. 257 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:04,250 We won't make it for a cake, I bought tripe. 258 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,490 Hey, Strida, you know last time... 259 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:08,410 I know, last time it was kind of stale. 260 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:10,510 I feel like the bear had the best time. 261 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,810 But this year it'll be different! 262 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:16,050 So at 6 o'clock I want everyone here in formation. 263 00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:19,550 The present will be given. 264 00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:23,940 Call them! 265 00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:49,650 So what's the hold-up? 266 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:53,880 There's no hold-up. 267 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,040 Everything's fine. 268 00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:59,650 Dad is locked in his room, Marcelka is looking for an animal capture service, and the two of us 269 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,350 have a moment to ourselves. 270 00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:10,350 Sasa, Lexa, I've already told you how birthdays work. 271 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,750 That they happen once a year with a party and a cake. 272 00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:15,950 Yeah, that's how almost everyone has it. 273 00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:18,450 Exactly. 274 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:21,750 But we Adventists of the Eighteenth Birthday do it differently. 275 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,150 Adventists of what? 276 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:27,650 Adventists of the Eighteenth Birthday, it's a church we belong to. 277 00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:31,450 You belong to some kind of church? 278 00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:35,460 So you can't have cake or a party? 279 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:39,950 Sure we can, when we turned sixteen we bought mom a cake and sang her a song. 280 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:50,150 Just two more years, just two more years, until we leave home, happy birthday, mom. 281 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:53,750 So that should do it, right? 282 00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:56,720 Mehoncak is at the basement. 283 00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:57,850 Where's Tomas? 284 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:09,450 Are you sure there's only one creature in there? 285 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,550 He says "present," not "presents." 286 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:13,910 It's a monkey, right? 287 00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,150 Definitely not. 288 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,350 This looks more like a blue whale. 289 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:21,450 A huge one? 290 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:22,230 A small one. 291 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,470 And how big is a small blue whale? 292 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:25,270 Big. 293 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,550 But that basement is only two by two meters. 294 00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:30,470 Is it damp? 295 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:31,050 No. 296 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:35,250 Then it could only be an anteater. 297 00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:38,050 That's absurd. 298 00:15:38,650 --> 00:15:40,350 Do you have ants in the building? 299 00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,370 There aren't any. 300 00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:42,270 There you go. 301 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:45,850 But the brother was bringing fruit down there. 302 00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:48,250 That's how it's done. 303 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,850 You lure the ants with it. 304 00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:53,450 What do we do? 305 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:54,850 Break down the door? 306 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:58,360 Have you ever seen a furious anteater? 307 00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:01,450 Right now it has just a little snout. 308 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:09,450 It may be toothless, but it has a devilishly sticky tongue. 309 00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:13,950 On an exchange trip in Chile, one ripped a hair off my eyelid. 310 00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:16,250 And my colleague Lada... 311 00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,450 I'd rather not even talk about it. 312 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:21,640 You know what? 313 00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:27,050 You slowly unlock it and I'll lure it out. 314 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:29,660 But the brother has the keys and refuses to hand them over. 315 00:16:30,050 --> 00:16:32,450 But he'll come to pick up the animal soon. 316 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,450 How tall is he at the withers? 317 00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:35,950 The anteater? 318 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:36,950 The brother. 319 00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:40,250 That could work. 320 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,650 If he doesn't crouch too much, I won't mix them up. 321 00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:48,550 Well, we'd better go. 322 00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:50,550 It'll be better this way. 323 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,000 Lada! 324 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,150 To you. 325 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,850 And to your mustache. 326 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:16,510 Mehoncak. 327 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,330 Ozzak. 328 00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:21,070 Sticky wanderer. 329 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,800 Everything's set up. 330 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,040 Bro, you're going to have a birthday you'll actually enjoy. 331 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,450 So we'll just sit around quietly? 332 00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:34,950 Sit around? 333 00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:40,050 The guys from Blitka got out yesterday and they're ready to get wild again. 334 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,350 Prague is banned for them, but they'll disguise themselves as Cossacks. 335 00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:45,470 And if the pharmacy across the street is open, 336 00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:47,010 they might even cook something up. 337 00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:52,950 The fireworks are ready on the roof, guaranteed range of 8 kilometers. 338 00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:57,150 And now I'm going to get the present. 339 00:17:58,050 --> 00:18:01,650 Bro, go ahead, but don't slouch. 340 00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:09,450 In case someone feels like bolting again like in Poprad. 341 00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:11,150 Wait, you don't have it in the basement? 342 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:16,650 The super kept snooping around, so I hid it here. 343 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:19,810 It has a sticky tongue. 344 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:29,750 So. 345 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,750 Our bro here has a lot of responsibilities. 346 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:41,450 And even though some of you, Mamba, don't help much, he manages everything perfectly. 347 00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:44,950 Personally I think he has really only one weakness. 348 00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:47,650 He doesn't know how to let loose. 349 00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:52,850 Bro, seriously, I don't remember a single birthday where you actually had fun. 350 00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:55,250 So I decided to cure you this year. 351 00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:59,550 And buying a present at a store or a washed-up circus performer, any idiot can do that, right? 352 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,450 So, bro! 353 00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:09,600 I personally distilled bro-hovice for you. 354 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:13,950 So it's not an anteater. 355 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,650 Mamba should have some now, right? 356 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:18,050 Bro-hovice! 357 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,560 The perfect drink from perfect ingredients. 358 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:21,640 It's got all the fruit in it. 359 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:25,000 Bananas, oranges, cucumber, onion, everything. 360 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:30,200 Hey, after one shot you could play tennis with a chihuahua. 361 00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:32,820 Home Brewing, just like Kaja Marik. 362 00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:35,550 There's still 20 liters in the basement. 363 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,940 So, Ivuska, sorry, it breaks my heart, but not you. 364 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:39,860 This is just for the men. 365 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:43,450 And for drunks, so you, Mamba, are welcome. 366 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:47,440 And without Simonka, this party wouldn't exist at all. 367 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:49,950 And now me. 368 00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:58,450 So, bro, you're the birthday boy, bottoms up. 369 00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:01,250 I don't want any of this. 370 00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:04,960 I want a quiet evening with a glass of wine. 371 00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:07,650 No explosions, no animals, no Blitka. 372 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:11,650 Of course, because you haven't had a drink yet. 373 00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:12,260 Drink up! 374 00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:18,860 Absolutely not! 375 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,250 Ozzak drinks first. 376 00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:22,300 Ivuska, it's his birthday right now. 377 00:20:22,650 --> 00:20:25,050 But the one who brewed it always drinks first. 378 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,260 That's true, the guys from Blitka say that too. 379 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:28,820 Alright then! 380 00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:40,150 Burping anteater. 381 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,650 What's that gentle tickling? 382 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,150 Now let's get this party started. 383 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:49,880 Bro! 384 00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:58,040 Are you sure it's nothing serious? 385 00:20:58,180 --> 00:20:58,980 It's normal. 386 00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:04,650 He simply took in too much alcohol and to process it all, his body shut down all other functions. 387 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,740 We should have called an ambulance after all. 388 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:07,660 It's unnecessary. 389 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:08,960 Ozzak is like Bruno. 390 00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,060 He stocked up and now he's sleeping. 391 00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:13,550 Once he uses it all up, he'll wake up again. 392 00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:15,650 And when will that be? 393 00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:20,680 In the morning he'll be right as rain. 394 00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:22,550 And he'll be thirsty. 395 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:28,670 Hey, let's call the cops that the Cossacks are trying to rob the pharmacy and we'll get rid of Blitka. 396 00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:30,850 No Blitka, I'll call Masturbator. 397 00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:33,650 They're still playing. 398 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,650 I thought they burned to death. 399 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,860 Not Masturbator, Deflorator instead. 400 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,640 Do you realize Ozzak won't give up on this party? 401 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:46,250 The only thing that comforts me is that if he pours that swill into me, I won't live to see the tenants' meeting. 402 00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:50,850 Auntie, what happened last year with Ozzak's Easter? 403 00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:55,150 Well, he was home with the whipping stick on Good Friday already. 404 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:00,350 You don't want it, you don't want it. 405 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:09,850 There's a list of recognized churches on the internet, so before Ozzak wakes up, I could show Lexa what they write about the Adventists of the Eighteenth Birthday. 406 00:22:11,650 --> 00:22:12,250 Alright then. 407 00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:14,150 It's my secret trick. 408 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:16,950 Ozzak must never find out, understood? 409 00:22:18,430 --> 00:22:19,030 Open up! 410 00:22:19,850 --> 00:22:20,450 Quick! 411 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:24,850 Mrs. Super! 412 00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:29,450 What a fright, in the dark she looked exactly like a gorilla. 413 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:39,740 But once he sleeps it off, he'll be right as rain again. 414 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,740 He might just be a little thirsty. 415 00:22:44,550 --> 00:22:46,390 If not, call an ambulance. 416 00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:48,050 And let me know. 417 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:49,850 I'll be at the airport. 418 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:55,350 What do we do? 419 00:22:55,550 --> 00:22:57,950 Leave her lying here, she might come in handy. 420 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:17,850 Ozzak, you animal. 421 00:23:18,950 --> 00:23:27,270 I thought you couldn't top Poprad, but this, this was a masterpiece. 422 00:23:27,270 --> 00:23:27,830 Really? 423 00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:33,050 Bro, so the anteater escaped just now. 424 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:36,050 Too bad, that was such a nice present from you. 425 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:39,150 Hey, have you seen my clothes? 426 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:44,650 Sorry, I was leaving in the dark. 427 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,160 Bye. 428 00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:51,850 Oh God, I feel terrible. 429 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,220 Mamba, what? 430 00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:56,000 You finally experienced a real party. 431 00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:57,850 I sure did. 432 00:23:58,450 --> 00:24:00,550 Those guys from Blitka, man. 433 00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:03,990 We really let loose with them. 434 00:24:03,990 --> 00:24:04,670 Wait a moment. 435 00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:07,250 Something doesn't add up here. 436 00:24:07,950 --> 00:24:09,750 The guys from Blitka partied with you? 437 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:13,180 No, no, no, no, no, no. 438 00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:17,100 Alright, fine, I'll tell you how it really was. 439 00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:23,050 Your friends are a bunch of appalling individuals. 440 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,450 Everyone got horribly drunk here. 441 00:24:26,050 --> 00:24:32,350 Then they brought in a cement mixer and walled me in the bathroom for two hours. 442 00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:39,550 Then they drank all the bro-hovice, ate all the sweets, and finally 443 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:42,650 stole the steamboat Primator Dytrich and sailed away. 444 00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:47,150 My boys. 445 00:24:48,950 --> 00:24:51,700 They always said you can't throw up from a steamboat. 446 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,480 What? 447 00:24:53,650 --> 00:24:55,950 We even knocked out the super, yeah? 448 00:24:56,150 --> 00:25:02,340 Bro, this was the best party of my life. 449 00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:03,580 And yours too. 450 00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:08,050 I'm going to sleep it off. 451 00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:18,590 You see, Tomas? 452 00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:21,650 We get to clink glasses after all. 453 00:25:24,950 --> 00:25:26,350 So you're still going. 454 00:25:27,350 --> 00:25:28,640 I'm proud of you, bro. 455 00:25:29,050 --> 00:25:30,850 And be careful it doesn't burn your throat. 456 00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:49,040 Hey. 457 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:49,640 Hi, Ivuska. 458 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:54,960 Did you know that to officially establish a church you need three hundred signatures? 459 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,520 So? 460 00:25:56,450 --> 00:25:58,450 I have two hundred and ninety-nine. 461 00:25:59,450 --> 00:26:04,450 I doubt there are any more suckers willing to sign up for a bogus church for one lousy beer. 462 00:26:05,950 --> 00:26:06,750 One beer.